ZOMG, how long has it been? LJ has, once again, taken a back seat to Real Life, as has the rest of the internet in recent months. *two minute break already while Patch brews her green tea* Okay, the green tea is now brewed, iced and ready to be sweetened with a hint of organic pineapple juice OMMA-NOM. So what the hell have I been doing with my ( Read more... )

I have decided something ( Read more... )

There's lots of shit that needs blogging about today, and its relevance is for you to determine.  Shall we start with the shit?  Yes, okay, lets.

First thing's first:  What the hell is up with sex?

( cutting for some naughtiness )

( Let's cut this, shall we? )

Okay.  It's four in the morning here, and i usually wouldn't bother to update in such an intoxicated state, but I feel so awful, I just need to get it off my chest.  Long story short, I went out to the clubs with a group of friends, got highly drunk (as did we all), had a great time, and mosied on home.  Had a text message from a friend of The Boy ( Read more... )

Okay, so first?  God bless the internet.  Australia is so woefully behind in all my favourite tv shows, it's just epically awesome to be able to go online and watch things almost as soon as the USA sees them.  I've been watching the new season of Scrubs, which I didn't know even existed until two days ago - I believed all those rumours about it ( Read more... )